1. I attend UNLV. And because UNLV employs mother fucking morons I am angry. Every interaction with any college employee is a fucking nightmare. Especially the asshole students they hire. I love how they think they run the fucking school in between their COM101 and fucking Kappa Delta meeting. What a dumb slut. The idea that someone has a goddamn job during the day and can't make it to an 11:45 advisor meeting must blow your fucking mind. So here's to the useless bitch working her hour and a half shift this morning, you have stupid fucking hair.
2. Speaking of hair and idiots, in no way is it cute or a "milestone" when your toddler cuts their own hair. All I hear is "I don't fucking watch my kid and to justify it I'm telling you so maybe you'll laugh and not think I'm a horrible parent." Since I laugh when they give themselves a bald spot I guess I'll have to laugh when they stab themselves in the eye. Here's a brilliant fucking idea, don't let your two year old play with scissors unsupervised or better yet leave them in a place where they can't fucking reach them when you're busy updating your virtual fucking farm. Great job parent of the year. And on a side note I fucking hate the word "preggo." What are you, fucking 13? "Hey, guess what? I'm preggo!" "Really? Coolio!" You fucking idiot.
3. And as expected from previous posts, my job is a hellhole that increases my rage. My boss never bothers to show up and my supervisor works at the pace of a six year old. But hey, thanks for the three fucking chocolates on Valentine's Day asshole. Is this our raise? We are so fucking lucky.
As always, eat a dick.
