i'm aware that you're my fucking supervisor.

isn't it weird how all supervisors want to make sure you know that they are in fact your supervisor? believe me. i'm fucking aware. you know when i'm most aware? when it's been three fucking years since my last raise and i've been mother fucking you to anyone who will listen. thanks asshole. i love being underpaid while you're extremely overpaid. although i can no longer say i'm underpaid and overworked. because really i barely work, i mean i'm blogging right now. but i'm fucking twice as fast as you at everything so you don't even notice. so thanks for those "thanks for all your hard work" emails boss. they make me feel great about myself and the difference i'm making here at this shithole. and let me know next time you need me to cut a check so i can walk across the building to your office and get your keys from you to open your check cabinet and walk my ass back to my printer to print the goddamn check and then bring it back to you so you can look it over. is it just that you're lazy or that you want to make sure i know who's telling who what to do? well who's telling who now. eat a dick.